What's in a name?????

I often wonder what people are thinking when they pick a name for their child. Names are very important, as I believe that sometimes they predetermine what direction or occupation a child might grow up to take in life. Now I'm not saying that if you name your child "Tylenol" that he/she will grow up to be a drug rep or worse yet, drug dealer or if you name your child "Elviria" she'll grow up to host horror movies or if you name your child "Percy" he'll grow up to be an interior decorator but I am saying names are kind of important.

Take this humorous little exercise in "what's in a name?".....it will give you chuckle! (I filled in how I would answer using my name)

STRIPPER NAME:(name of fav perfume/cologne,fav candy)
Creed Peppermint Patty (get the sensation! LOL!)

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Cosmo (hey, now that sounds like a real superhero name! Oh! I like that, I think that's what I'll start going by!)

SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Ann Greenville (she sounds like a nononsense type of chick that wears business suits and has her hair sprayed into a super coiffed style!)

STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chunky Monkey Sugar (wild, eh? Like a rappers name!)

SKANK NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Patty Lou Fredonia (not too sure about this one....is it skanky enough?)

GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
Melizzle (sound like a new kind of soda pop!)

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Ellen Carroll (very anonymous!)

NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
James Curtis (running in the #3 car......James Curtis!....yes I can hear it how)

STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Ustme (I don't know about this one.....just so I wouldn't look like Yoda!)

DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Orange Dog ("Orange Dog loosened the belt on her trenchcoat as she reached for the heat she was packing"..........yes, name works!)

So now that you've had your fun with your name, tell me what is a name that you just can't stand and why?