So my husband and I go to Sam's club this afternoon to get large amounts of papertowels, laundry detergent and macadamia nuts when I go thought the tech department and see 2GB flash drive for $20. Wow! What a deal! I must have this I say to myself, so I buy it and bring it home. Notice the humongous amount of packaging around this 2 inch long flash drive. I mean really, this is why the earth is in the shape it's in! Too much packaging........
So I tried to open it......I thought maybe I could tear it open with my hands.....no it was too strong and I'm not the warrior princess! So I got the scissors......no such luck! The next picture shows the progression of tools I tried...
None of these worked to get it open either. There is a "technical assistance number" on the front of the package. Do you think if I called it and asked them how to get the package open they would think I was crazy????!!!!
Perhaps I should just drink the wine my cousin Patti got me for my birthday tomorrow and forget about getting the flash drive out of the package! Hmmm....now let me think......I believe there's a blow torch in the garage.........or maybe tomorrow I can take it to the fire department and they can use the jaws of life on it to get it open! LOL!

Any suggestions on how to get the package open? The more absured, the better!